• What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! 

  • How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings. 

  • What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance.  

  • What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty. 

  • What was General George Washington’s favorite tree? The infantry. 

  • Why did the duck say bang? Because he was a firequacker. 

  • What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill. 

  • Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.